dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
dude. I can hear the air.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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