I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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