we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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