So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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