Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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