tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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