My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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