There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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