I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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