I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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