it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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