where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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