she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
