remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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