is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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