I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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