Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry RebelBitch09 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(818): View more from California

why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out

Fav 2 1412 855
share tweet
(509): View more from Washington

She's JV to your varsity

Fav 3 1087 1043
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(845): View more from New York

oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.

Fav 13 924 2602
share tweet
(301): View more from Maryland

Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job

Fav 21 3922 2483
share tweet
(330): View more from Ohio

We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob

Fav 25 5022 1738
share tweet
(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.

Fav 7 2824 1121
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(334): View more from Alabama

I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.

Fav 3 1705 2552
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(860): View more from Connecticut

Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer

Fav 2 488 739
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(816): View more from Missouri

I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.

(1-816): View more from Missouri

Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.

Fav 0 44 3
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT