Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
