I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Randomize
