U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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