He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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