Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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