DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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