Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
my poor anus
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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