I want to stick my p in your. b.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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