so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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