we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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