it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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