Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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