Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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