is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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