I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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