: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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