No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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