I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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