I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
