He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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