I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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