I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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