I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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