His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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