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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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