there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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