She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
The ass gains better be worth it
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