I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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