Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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