I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Everyone says I win the strip club
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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