Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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