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(708): View more from Illinois

oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you

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(540): View more from Virginia

the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

This house was built for laser tag.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.

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(303): View more from Colorado

mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him

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(210): View more from Texas

i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on

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(419): View more from Ohio

He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge

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(231): View more from Michigan

Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus

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