Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
