i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
