Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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