I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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