I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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