He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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