it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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